AiDz Shepard

Introduction
"AiDz Shepard, vagina destroyer, eating the rules one roadblock at a time on the highway to awesomness. 'I made it'. He says. 'I'm gonna save the galaxy from the Reapers and stop the repeating cycle of genocide, but I WON'T be happy about it.' AiDz puts comedic enjoyment in front of galactic interest and safety, each time, every time." thumb|291px|right|AiDz in all of his Don' Giv a Fuk action - AiDz Shepard on E! True Hollywood Story

AiDz Shepard is a variant of "Commander Shepard" from the Mass Effect saga, hailing from a better, more awesome dimension. He does things his own way, except sometimes when he doesn't, but that's only because he "Don' Giv a FuK".

Information
AiDz Shepard was born with a toolbox in his hands, and aids accidentally injected into his nose after the surgeon slipped and flung a needle into Shepard's penis. His parents were ensestural cannibal monkeys anyway, so his appearance or attitude was not affected, although he gained surreal Mechanic powers.

AiDz is a Ruthless Spacer Colonist, who proved himself in the battle of Torfan, where things got heavy and people got lit up like a fire station that's on fire because a baby wearing a fireman Halloween costume stuck a flammable spatula in a fire, killing hell demons that are pouring lava on people that are on fire. He made tough decisions, but in the end, he realized that if he does whatever makes him laugh the most, it's a good call. He killed the council and made Councilor Udina the galactic ruler, because his nose looks funny.

Rebirth
AiDz Shepard is the self proclaimed "Next Chuck Norris". His ship was targeted by collectors that next day and he died for two years.